[link] We get lots of mails asking us for Dreamweaver serial numbers. We ask that instead you fill in this form or call USA 800-343-3325, which is free – as we guess that people asking us for serial numbers prefer not to spend any money at all…
That’s the Macromedia piracy hotline. Heh.
- Miscellany:
- Oddly enough, the top Google result for this number is farmequipmentcenter.com. They could be using a regional 800 number. With dealers from Illinois to Alberta, it could cover a sizable chunk of the continent.
- Does that mask the nationwide 800 number? Makes me wonder how many diligent, midwestern Macromedia customers have tried to report piracy, only to end up the proud owner of a John Deere combine.
- This posting marks my first use of the [q] tag (many thanks to Dan Cederholm’s book). It’s supposed to
handle
at least in theory [sighs]. Too bad it doesn’t use curly quotes.nested quotations
for you, - Bill Gates would like the combine with racing stripes, if only he were a
redneck
. - But why would he be reporting piracy to Macromedia? Perhaps he was searching for other companies with the same 800 number as the hotline. Perhaps his wealth has placed him among the super-bored, and driven him to a non-deterministic lifestyle. And perhaps (bear with me) he’s having a midlife crisis and needs to prove his ‘leetness … routing the call through an exchange in Nebraska, his confidence already boosted by a daring
escape
from the PBX. - Yes, I know it’s spelled 1337. They had it in my grade-school spelling book — AdV3NtUr3$ 1n 5P311iN6.
- [EDIT] R3dn3©K h4X0Rz … lolol
- [ED] The second result as of today is for the DMXZone post.
