Oscars? Feh.

This is why I love being off the media "grid": I didn’t even know about the Academy Awards until after the ceremony. People arguing the merits of movies I’ve never seen, actors I wouldn’t recognize, and prom dresses I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing.[1] Thanks but I’ll make do without it.

Footnotes:
  1. Admittedly, since I’m a guy, and don’t wear dresses anyway…
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