You ask the impossible, my friend; and so you shall receive it.
The name spazquest represents my approach to both personal and professional endeavors: creative energy on tap, funneled into pursuit of a desired outcome. While this concept is not original, the name itself is.
(There's also a backstory which involves a cat I had a few years ago. Ask me later.)
As far as I know. They tell me very little.
spazzics is the lower-cased art of nonlinear, noneuclidean thinking. The term 'art' here refers to something which happens at random, but frequently enough to create the illusion of a practiced skill.
It sounded good.
Still confused? Send an email to confused at spazquest.org.