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Ikea desk

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Well, after much reluctance, I have had an Ikea experience. Voluntarily and not at the behest of my mom. There was the same walking in circles and getting stuck behind slow-moving people that I remembered, but then I found the Work Area area — and within, the Object of Desire. In this case the Object of Desire was a metal computer desk with a price tag under $40 US. His name is Krister (say hello, Krister). The main selling point: not only is there plenty of room for the monitor, but you can actually tilt it backward so that you’re not craning your neck to look into the screen.

There’s room for my knees underneath, which was an unexpected bonus. Another plus is the fact that my cat doesn’t have enough room to jump up on the keyboard, so when he wants my attention, he just puts his claws in my leg. As though I were a scratching post. He does it as gently as he can, though.

It seemed odd that in the Seattle store there weren’t lots of Swedes wandering around like there were in Palo Alto. Then again, I never made it to the cafeteria :P

I now have 4 pieces of furniture: the desk, the swivel chair, the wide bookshelf, and a piece of the old desk that the movers didn’t break. It’s the side shelf that went under the desktop and is pretty handy. Chances are good that I’ll never put the other desk back together.

Odds & Ends

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Some random thoughts:

  • Never name your JavaScript onload handler onload().
  • Proposed: ICR as standard net acronym for "I couldn’t resist."
    Example from Amazon internal mailing list:

    re: Recommendations for demolition
    http://www.hells-angels.com/
    (sorry, ICR)

  • My uncle Mike’s website: ILResources.com – large body of information on independent living, disability, and senior care. He knows his stuff.

My bank’s privacy policy

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

From the Key Bank privacy policy:

KeyCorp (“Key”) does not share customer information about you outside of the Key family of companies, except as permitted by law.

(Emphasis mine.) Well that’s reassuring. At least I know they’ll act in my best interests.

My cousin Vicky is getting married =-)

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

In the unlikely event that you’re invited, you can find pictures and directions to the wedding on their site.

I got the job at Amazon!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

I started at Amazon.com on May 22, 2006. So awesome. Yes, kiddies, I moved to Seattle. (And basically didn’t tell anyone I was leaving. Sorry if that wasn’t very nice.)

Anyway, Amazon.com treats their employees pretty well. New hires are stored in facilities like the Shelby, which is a pretty decent apartment building. I think I like living in the city. The biggest problem is the rental prices. Belltown is a historic party zone just minutes from downtown Seattle, the Space Needle, a dozen Starbucks, and an extremely cramped RiteAid pharmacy. I looked at renting a studio in the Shelby and they wanted $945 for 430 square feet. That’s less than the surface area of an ironed-out Sharpei.

We’re still trying to figure out what my day-to-day role is — most teams in my organization don’t have a specialized HTML/CSS person, so I’m going to cross-train with the software engineers on our projects. A major tool for this will be code reviews … hopefully I can share some knowledge without turning into the Markup Nazi. (“No more TABLEs for you — 1 year!”)

Will write more later … this weblog will be the main way of staying in touch with everybody.

BBC: Tabby cat terror for black bear

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006


A black bear got more than it bargained for after straying into a family garden in the US state of New Jersey.

My cousin’s art website

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

I posted my brothers’ websites but forgot my cousin Vicky’s site, J V True Art. Shame on me.

Always Caturday

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

This song is dedicated to /b/.

Always Caturday

In the place that I call home
The cats are everywhere
Today is always Caturday
Furry purry everywhere

Caturday, restful Caturday
And if my kitty sheds
then I’ll chase him away

Eyes are glowin’ in the dark
On my chest up at 5am
Purr so loud it wakes me up
He wants to be fed again

Caturday, oh stressful Caturday
And if my kitty sheds
then I’ll chase him away

Cats are growlin’ in the hall
Hissin’ clawin’ rivalry
Alpha cats jus’ can’t back down
And they think that I don’t see
Lick each other peacefully

Caturday, peaceful Caturday
And if my kitty sheds
then I’ll chase him away

Applies to both speaking and job interviews, I believe

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

A tip if you give speeches: Never start out with a canned joke. Or a joke of any kind, unless you are dead certain you’ve read the room perfectly. A better way to start any speech is with a question. Asking a question does three things, all good. One, it makes the speech about the audience, not the speaker. Two, it helps the speaker get a “read” on the audience. Three, it is a wonderfully calming way to start a speech. It kills the fear that one will stumble out of the gate. That used to be my own biggest speech fear until I learned the trick of starting with a question.

Rich Karlgaard, Forbes.com

I hate VBScript

Friday, April 14th, 2006

Use a real language, people.